And she’d say back, “Don’t wanna argue, I don’t wanna debate; don’t wanna hear about what kinda food you hate. You won’t get no dessert 'til you clean off your plate, so eat it.”
LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER AND CLEAN YOUR PLATE - YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY PUDDING UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR MEAT. I’VE BEEN SPENDING MOST MY LIFE LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE, AND NOW I’M RUNNING THE JUNGLE CRUISE RIDE TO SUPPORT AN INGRATE! EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG. I HATE LIVING IN ALBUQUERQUE. I SHOULD’VE BEEN SOMETHING - LIKE A SURGEON.
Not entirely, no. Pretty sure he just spent too many years doing tech service and listening to Pink Floyd and Weird Al.
mom always said it would stick that way if i kept listening to pink floyd and weird al…
My mom always said “You just wait until your father gets home.”
and i replied, ‘mother do you think they’ll put me in the firing line?’
And she’d say back, “Don’t wanna argue, I don’t wanna debate; don’t wanna hear about what kinda food you hate. You won’t get no dessert 'til you clean off your plate, so eat it.”
and i’d say, ‘daddy, what’d you leave behind for me?’
And he’d say, “My bologna”
but i want my pudding!
LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER AND CLEAN YOUR PLATE - YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY PUDDING UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR MEAT. I’VE BEEN SPENDING MOST MY LIFE LIVING IN AN AMISH PARADISE, AND NOW I’M RUNNING THE JUNGLE CRUISE RIDE TO SUPPORT AN INGRATE! EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG. I HATE LIVING IN ALBUQUERQUE. I SHOULD’VE BEEN SOMETHING - LIKE A SURGEON.