mysticpickle to Shitty Food Porn · 1 day agoMy GF made me breakfast todayimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1205arrow-down114file-text
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minus-squareLupus@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 hours agoGood start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer. Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.” Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 hours agoOk, how about: “She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit.”
Good start, but it’s missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer.
Something like “That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again.”
Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
Ok, how about:
“She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit.”