Read a book. Some light fantasy usually.
You lost me at “not tired enough to sleep.”
Well, time to go take a nap!
Watch videos before passing out. It’s what usually happens to me every night.
Lay in bed and daydream.
gestures broadly at this
You’re lookin at it
Work out
You brush your teeth
Ruminate.
Doom scroll.
Ruminate.
Wank.
Listen to a sleepy time podcast.In that order.
Could I skip the first four and probably fall asleep immediately with the sleepy time podcast? Yes probably, but, where is the fun in that.
I’ve always felt that an orgasm was natures sleeping pill.
Roger’s Profanisaurus calls it Wanker’s Cocoa.
It actually tends to energize me
Read a book
Read a borderline boring book. I prefer holy scripture for that.
Sit around petting the dogs
The dog in question:
sudoku
No need to off yourself dude, just read a book.
How do you know I use sudoku to masturbate?
well, before antidepressants, I would’ve said “jerk off”
but now, errr… I dunno, torture people in video games?
Take two Tylenol PM and try to finish masturbating before you pass out.
Your welcome.
A bright screen will surely make me fall asleep.
