Be me.
I’ve started sitting down to pee because it’s cleaner.
Stand up after I’ve finished peeing.
Pull up pants.
Turn around to flush.
There is poop in the toilet.
I forgot that this time I had sat down to poop.

    • PeriodicallyPedanticOP
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      28 days ago

      Normally I do even if I know I didn’t poop.
      But for some inexplicable reason that day I decided to skip a step