MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agoPenguins Announce Reciprocal Tariffs of 1000% Against The USlemmy.worldimagemessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1394arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1389arrow-down1imagePenguins Announce Reciprocal Tariffs of 1000% Against The USlemmy.worldMuskyMelon@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months agomessage-square8linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLike the wind...@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 months agoBreaking news: Trump orders the military to colonize Antarctica into the 51st state. Penguin genocide is at an all time high. Source: Military
minus-squareFauxLiving@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoUh, it’s not a genocide. They’re all terrorists and those baby penguins were throwing stones and so deserved to be air striked.
minus-squareMuskyMelon@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoYou’re assuming he knows which part of the earth the penguins live.
minus-squareLike the wind...@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoThe glorious leader knows everything!
Breaking news: Trump orders the military to colonize Antarctica into the 51st state. Penguin genocide is at an all time high.
Source: Military
Uh, it’s not a genocide. They’re all terrorists and those baby penguins were throwing stones and so deserved to be air striked.
You’re assuming he knows which part of the earth the penguins live.
The glorious leader knows everything!