A bomber carrying the bombs crashed into its refueling jet causing the disaster. Two of the bombs’ parachutes didn’t open and the explosives around the nuclear core exploded scattering radiation across the countryside. The U.S. and Spain reached an agreement to clean up the soil, but it still hasn’t been done.
Cue Steve Urkel saying, “Did I do that?”
america: oopsie poopsie!
We’ve lost so many nuclear bombs it isn’t even funny
Also the current nukes are aging rapidly