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minus-squareLuckingFurker (Any/All)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up220·26 days agoWhy would anyone need to pick another option? That would seduce the heck out of me
minus-squareddash@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up139·edit-226 days agoI think you can also interpret it that she wanted to hear what she missed.
minus-squareLuckingFurker (Any/All)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up86·26 days agoWell that’s just greedy. But I’ll accept it
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·26 days agoThat’s when you slap the “one per date” card on the table;)
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·26 days agoJokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.
minus-squarekoper@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·26 days agoThat would be a great follow-up joke. Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with “girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I’d put a bone in you.”
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·26 days agoAnd then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line: Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you’ve got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.
minus-squareFalse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·26 days agoI believe the proper response is “No”.
minus-squarezerofk@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·25 days agoI would agree if not for the flagrant grammatical error. That is a huge turnoff.
minus-squareSuite404@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·25 days agoJust means they didn’t copy paste an interesting fact.
minus-squareFriendBesto@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-225 days agoI do not know, there could be the option of a very sexy cheesecake recipe.
minus-squareTheDoozer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·25 days agoSo, like… a cheesecake recipe?
minus-squareGoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·25 days agoIf I wanted to eat slightly warm or cold cheese, I’d pick better options than cream cheese. You gotta dress up a cheesecake to make it anything but mundane.
Why would anyone need to pick another option? That would seduce the heck out of me
I think you can also interpret it that she wanted to hear what she missed.
Well that’s just greedy. But I’ll accept it
That’s when you slap the “one per date” card on the table;)
Smooth
She wants the recipe
Jokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.
That would be a great follow-up joke.
Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with “girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I’d put a bone in you.”
And then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line:
Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you’ve got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.
LOL
So she wants the D?
I believe the proper response is “No”.
I would agree if not for the flagrant grammatical error. That is a huge turnoff.
Just means they didn’t copy paste an interesting fact.
“pick a another”
I do not know, there could be the option of a very sexy cheesecake recipe.
So, like… a cheesecake recipe?
If I wanted to eat slightly warm or cold cheese, I’d pick better options than cream cheese. You gotta dress up a cheesecake to make it anything but mundane.
Because this is fake.
heckin’ seduced