The saddest thing is this is likely intentional.

The deal is the poor die and Putin’s investment pays dividends.

One of my friends posited a conspiracy theory that Comrade Spraytan must have tipped off his buds so they could short the market and this was all just a plot.

FFS people we have so much evidence now this dude is a complete 🦆ing moron. He always has been this whole time! I’ve been saying it for over 30 years!!

What a shame.