Now what if I, the all powerful Three Dog, bow-wow-wow, were to tell you that somewhere right here in the Capital Wasteland central Chile* is a place with lots of trees?
Dogs: barking excitedly while running in place with almost dangerously waggy tails in anticipation
Unamused.
Three Dog, giving the dogs a pep talk:
Dogs: barking excitedly while running in place with almost dangerously waggy tails in anticipation
*that’s where they did it