Unbelievably fucking stupid

What a world we live in. This is incredibly stupid

Born too late to explore the Earth

Born too early to explore the galaxy

Born just in time to finance a pizza

Burritos are terrorist cartel food designed to attack American buttholes and fatten our military. I don’t eat burritos. I will never eat burritos. Only burgers and bbq for this god damn American.

I love ordering food delivery, but I’m sorry if you gotta finance your food order you shouldn’t be ordering it for delivery.