This is why I just stay home on Saint Patrick’s day. Green is my favorite color and I pretty much never wear it, but if some random person pinches me I am very likely to react by punching them.
I hate being touched by people I don’t know. Holiday be damned.
I keep my Grinch ass home.
I am so sorry y’all gotta deal with these stupid fucking trucks. They are MASSIVE but they don’t have any bigger truck beads or hauling capacity than trucks of years past. Absolutely a joke.
Inefficient because they have the aerodynamics of a brick. Dangerous to pedestrians due to the crazy high front hoods. Dangerous again because no matter how calibrated those headlights are they are 5 feet in the air and just blinding the shit out of everyone.
I’m generally against telling people what they can and cannot drive bot those trucks are not it. Maybe in a farm where it’s never used in the road sure. But around other vehicles they just don’t work.
Welcome to Ferrari Hamilton.
Marko is a dusty racist old fuck. He should have retired years ago.
It’s Ferrari. At this point I’m more surprised when they don’t make shit calls or piss off their drivers over the radio.
Hamilton really got the full Ferrari experience first time out lmao.
I’m hoping it’s just first race jitters. The guy was pretty handy in the Ferrari last year.
Alright guys. Who’s gonna end up on the wall first? Lance Stroll or one of the rookies?
My money is on Stroll.
That’s an interesting looking gun. Is that a .22lr with a suppressor or do you just have huge hands and an unusual muzzle break?
And why do you need a gun to get eggs? Are you shooting these chickens off their laying spots? Haha
This motherfuckef over here flexing their eggs like it’s a goddamn drug bust. Hahah
I love it.
Technically correct while pissing a bunch of people off is exactly what he wants. He can (correctly) say that he was only speaking facts but it also “triggers the libs”.
So once again he’s dangling bait and everyone is taking it hook, line and sinker thus giving him exactly what he wants.
I swear if everyone just stopped paying attention to him he would shrivel up and die. These egotistical maniacs feed off of any attention and the people who hate him the most give him the most attention.
A WHOLE AVOCADO? In this economy???
Edit: I feel like should clarify because avocados are like 4 bucks a pop here.
I’ve never had this issue. I beat the shit outta people in my dreams all the time lol.
Now I do have this one reoccurring dream where I’m peddling s bicycle and I can’t stop not matter how hard a try… Not a fan of that one.
They do seem a bit spammy. I might just disable bot posts then.
I want a machine that works me out while I sleep. I’m talking full body ripped (to my desired levels) all while I get my sleep for the night.
Just electrically stimulate my muscles constantly while keeping me in a deep sleep for 8 hours straight please.
I wanna wake up every morning feeling like I just left the gym after a solid full body work out.
…it’s not a business? It’s a service that costs money to run.
That would be like saying we need to reform the military because the business models is shit.
The military was never about turning a profit (for us). It’s about doing a job that we have deemed necessary.
It’s referencing a game called balatro which looks like this: 
The joker cards in the game are known to look a little goofy and many of the JD Vance edits look kinda like jokers.
I miss when I would wake up and check the news and nothing particularly crazy was going on. Like you would click on the TV and they are talking about a zoo that recently got a baby giraffe or something.
Imagine owning a car that can be remotely bricked by the manufacturer at all let alone by accident.
Couldn’t be me.