• hansolo@lemm.ee
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    5 hours ago

    Mom, I told you that you can only be on the internet for 30 minutes a day, and that can only be on Facebook.

    Look at you, on Lemmy? You’re gonna let the communists win like that? Look what they did to you! You’re basically a tankie now!

    Now go get Dad from the garage and tell him about about how the gay chemtrail frogs edited Jeffry Epstein’s flight logs.

    • Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org
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      5 minutes ago

      the gay chemtrail frogs

      Every time I see a reference to the most common thing used as an example of Alex Jones sounding absolutely absurd “They’re putting chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay!” I feel the need to point out that they (cities and dairy farms) were in fact putting chemicals (synthetic estrogens) in the water that actually were turning the frogs gay and/or trans (depending on things like exact species and dosage).

      Less ridiculous conspiracy and more obscure environmental issue of some species being very sensitive to a pollutant we don’t think about much.

      He was actually describing a real issue that exists, just in the most insane sounding manner conceivable.