temporary ban for supposed rule violations

okay tell me what specifically i did wrong because one of my posts was removed too for a supposed rule 6 violation lets see what that entails

  • Rule 6: Memes, spam, other low effort posting, reposts, misinformation, advocating violence, off-topic, trolling, offensive, regarding the moderators or meta in content may be removed at any time.
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i didnt do any of that

heres the post in question

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lets break this down

  1. not a meme
  2. not spam
  3. it took me an hour
  4. similar but not a repost
  5. no misinformation
  6. not advocating violence
  7. globally relevant
  8. not trolling
  9. not offensive
  10. not about the mods
  11. content not meta

rules for this post

  1. no downvoting me
  2. no saying YDI or BPR
  3. (optional) include a compliment about me in your comment to make me feel better
  4. no telling me not to report people

edit i had to mark this as satire even though it isnt just to keep the deepstate off my back

    • Draconic NEO@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      82·
      15 hours ago

      Reporting function is for moderators enforcing the actual rules, not the ones you made-up sov-cit style. That would be like calling the police on your neighbor because he didn’t greet you as “your highness”. Get the picture?

      • Not Chad McTruth@lemmy.worldOP
        29·
        15 hours ago

        thats not the way to go about it when you want someone to call you something specific you have to explain to them that it hurts your feelings when you call them the wrong thing and i know that because thats how my nephew got me to call him my nephew instead of my n*ece because he tried calling the cops on me but it didnt work