Fair enough; I carefully slipped the anti-tamper ring and cap off of my fresh bottle of Diet Pepsi with the tip of my knife, smashed a Mentos flat so that it rested snugly in the cap, screwed it back on, and stuck it upside down between her door and screen door, rang the doorbell, and left.

Please don’t actually tamper with stuff like that.

You should’ve just put it near the car’s heater turned up all the way, then violently shake it before leaving it at the door, and if theres a storm door that opens outwards, put it directly next to the door, so when they open it, it gets knocked over.

Actually tampering with the contents is crossing a line, and is also illegal (whereas just shaking the soda and heating it up is still legal)