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minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·5 days agoWhen you were partying, I untangled wires. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered cable ties. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated my parts boxes. And now that your internet isn’t working and you need a replacement CAT-6 cable, you have the audacity to come to me for help?
minus-squareMiserableBat1428@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 days agoThis hits me right in the giblets.
When you were partying, I untangled wires.
When you were having premarital sex, I mastered cable ties.
While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated my parts boxes.
And now that your internet isn’t working and you need a replacement CAT-6 cable, you have the audacity to come to me for help?
This hits me right in the giblets.