🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 20 hours agoAnon becomes a shrimp farmersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1366arrow-down110file-text
arrow-up1356arrow-down1imageAnon becomes a shrimp farmersh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 20 hours agomessage-square75fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBlackout@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up47·15 hours agoI tried the same thing with veal farming but little baby cows can’t swim so good :|
minus-squareOokami38@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up21·13 hours agoGive em a few generations, they’ll learn.
minus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-27 hours agoNow I am just imagining someone breeding cows to get some kind of aquatic cow species. Which would also make a great band name.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 hours agoLike a tough porkchop soaked in swamp water. Those damn aquatic speed bumps aren’t even good for eatin’.
minus-squarestringere@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-211 hours agoFishy steak edit: CONJECTURE!
minus-squarestringere@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 hours agoSubmit it to https://lemmy.world/c/fakebandnames
I tried the same thing with veal farming but little baby cows can’t swim so good :|
Give em a few generations, they’ll learn.
Now I am just imagining someone breeding cows to get some kind of aquatic cow species. Which would also make a great band name.
You mean manatees?
I wonder how manatee tastes…
Like a tough porkchop soaked in swamp water. Those damn aquatic speed bumps aren’t even good for eatin’.
Fishy steak
edit: CONJECTURE!
You monster!
Submit it to https://lemmy.world/c/fakebandnames