Night Shift Nurses with Detso Ritter the man who wrestles himself.

Such a pretty ring. She’s the bigger Tolkeon fan of us two, so it also meant a lot to her.

• The Neverending Story: STARTS with a horse DYING FROM SADNESS and the movie is about existence being devoured by nothingness.
• Nightmare on Elm Street: where the fuck were my parents?!
• Time Bandits: the cages floating in the void, the dwarves being chased down a corridor, the parents die to evil at the end…don’t they? Ambiguous existential dread all around this one.
• The Thing: no clear childhood memories or nightmares but I know I saw it before I was 10.
• Reanimator: ditto for The Thing.
• The Shining
• Cat People

The Captain doesn’t make those kinds of Oops.

I gave my wife Nenya, a replica of Galadriel’s ring from Lord of the Rings made by WETA who are the folks that did the movie props. Silver and cubic zirconia ost $75. Mine was $14, wood and platinum. We’re 9 years in and going strong.

Come now, do better.

Fun fact about Fenster’s weird accent: Benicio Del Toro decided that he was playing a “Black Chinese Puerto Rican Jew”.

Commas, use them.

Glad I’m not the only one.

So much of my job in security was getting people to sign off on risks they would not patch.

Growing my beard now. Wonder how long until I can braid my hair into it…

Doubt he even understands the beginnings of boot theory economics.

Shhh

That’s more like it!

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Have they tried cutting down on avocado toast?

Why can’t the pornography also be text?

Forceball from SWTOR

Like bro do you even BGP?

No, I UDP because IDGAF.

Well played. 5 points for tacosplease.

Like speedating with small arms fire!