jordanlund@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoMississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’www.wlbt.comexternal-linkmessage-square127linkfedilinkarrow-up1505arrow-down18file-textcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
arrow-up1497arrow-down1external-linkMississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act’www.wlbt.comjordanlund@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square127linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]
minus-squareEncephalotrocity@biglemmowski.winlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up147arrow-down2·edit-24 months agoTo highlight how absolutely stupid this bill is, it sounds like it would outlaw menstruation and nocturnal emissions. Land of the free. Edit: it sounds like this is intentionally facetious to point out the absurdity of other pro-life bills.
minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up72·edit-24 months agoI would love to outlaw menstruation too but my fucking body won’t listen to me
minus-squareSterile_Technique@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 months agoCareful, that post could be used against you in the court of law!
minus-squareglimse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoDidn’t you hear? Our bodies answer directly to the government now
minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·4 months agoYes, correct, it is as absurd as pro-life ideas.
minus-squareAwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoIt’s really telling how much the Overton window in the US has shifted that you thought this was sincere to start with.
minus-squareEncephalotrocity@biglemmowski.winlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoTBH it’s more that I have a naive work ethic and assume someone performing such a serious and impactful job would only do so sincerely, but I agree.
minus-squareMothmanDelorian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down5·3 months agoNah, it ahows you how fast people are to comment without reading the article.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoMenstruation is already outlawed if out includes an unimplanted but fertilized egg. It’s just very hard to prove.
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoUh, yeah? If your weiner can’t behave when you are AFK it should be in jail!
To highlight how absolutely stupid this bill is, it sounds like it would outlaw menstruation and nocturnal emissions.
Land of the free.
Edit: it sounds like this is intentionally facetious to point out the absurdity of other pro-life bills.
I would love to outlaw menstruation too but my fucking body won’t listen to me
Careful, that post could be used against you in the court of law!
Didn’t you hear? Our bodies answer directly to the government now
It respects the law.
Yes, correct, it is as absurd as pro-life ideas.
It’s really telling how much the Overton window in the US has shifted that you thought this was sincere to start with.
TBH it’s more that I have a naive work ethic and assume someone performing such a serious and impactful job would only do so sincerely, but I agree.
Nah, it ahows you how fast people are to comment without reading the article.
Menstruation is already outlawed if out includes an unimplanted but fertilized egg.
It’s just very hard to prove.
Uh, yeah?
If your weiner can’t behave when you are AFK it should be in jail!