Politicians should have to take a vow of poverty and celibacy and if they’re caught owning more than two pairs of shoes we tear them apart starting with the tips of the fingers and toes and working spineward one bone at a time while all of the others watch with their eyelids stapled open. “Greed detected. Mandatory disassembly initiated. All innocents will be harmed. The guilty will be harmed a LOT more.”
Has anybody tried this? Maybe we can give it a try here in North America after Trump burns down the United States.
Politicians should have to take a vow of poverty and celibacy and if they’re caught owning more than two pairs of shoes we tear them apart starting with the tips of the fingers and toes and working spineward one bone at a time while all of the others watch with their eyelids stapled open. “Greed detected. Mandatory disassembly initiated. All innocents will be harmed. The guilty will be harmed a LOT more.”
Has anybody tried this? Maybe we can give it a try here in North America after Trump burns down the United States.
I’ve had the exact same disassembly fantasy. Take them apart on national TV, in front of god and everyone, piece by piece. We should be friends.