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minus-squarenormalexit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·8 hours agoLet’s all head to the conference room, so we can discuss the definition of a story point for an hour. I’d also like to talk about why we are behind schedule and our velocity is dipping. Let’s make it two hours.
minus-squarevithigarlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-22 minutes agoManagement where I work finally unbent and admitted that story points were time. …but also want to continue raising velocity in each sprint.
Let’s all head to the conference room, so we can discuss the definition of a story point for an hour. I’d also like to talk about why we are behind schedule and our velocity is dipping. Let’s make it two hours.
Management where I work finally unbent and admitted that story points were time.
…but also want to continue raising velocity in each sprint.