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minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoBad salads are sad though. Imagine, 50/50 iceberg lettuce and ranch.
minus-squareMaggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoMake it bleu cheese and we have a deal, but it has to come with an okay steak.
minus-squaredream_weasel@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-25 months agoDeal, the salad is now 50/50 Bleu cheese and ranch. I hope you brought a spoon. There is no steak though, only sadness.
minus-squareMaggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 months agoThankfully the lack of steak qualifies as breach of contract so I can avoid eating that and go have a heart attack at Buffalo Wild Wings. As God intended.
Bad salads are sad though.
Imagine, 50/50 iceberg lettuce and ranch.
Make it bleu cheese and we have a deal, but it has to come with an okay steak.
Deal, the salad is now 50/50 Bleu cheese and ranch. I hope you brought a spoon. There is no steak though, only sadness.
Thankfully the lack of steak qualifies as breach of contract so I can avoid eating that and go have a heart attack at Buffalo Wild Wings. As God intended.
That’s not a salad that is leaves and cheese.