• gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    “Sorry, cough cough. I’m just feeling too gay to come into work today. It’s a bad case - I think it might be catching!”

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      8 hours ago

      I’m Doctor Mario, and as a certified doctor I can tell you that that’s not the gay cough but rather your lungs wanting to escape the forest fire smoke on their own. No sick days btw, you have to take PTO.