some prime nottheonion material here.

Let people enjoy things

You all good there Belgium?

Last Christmas I ate my tree for the very first time and you threw yours away.

Why is there an AOL link? Are we back in 1990?

Nuke no joke I saw a brewery video with the wort (beer brew) traveling down a tree trunk ‘canal’ into another vat filled with pine branches.

“We do this three times”

And then finish the beer…with pine. Pine beer…ffs I could mop floors with it.