“Sorry, I got to return this video”

“Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial”

“Do you have any quarters for a phone?”

“Bill Cosby really is America’s dad”

“Can I borrow that VHS?”

“Sorry, I can’t come. My favourite show is on”

“Do you know where a phone is?”

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    5 days ago

    “Will that be smoking or non smoking?” Asked as a restaurant

    I was asked this at a café less than ten minutes ago now.

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      4 days ago

      I was asked this at a café less than ten minutes ago now.

      I guess this would be country/state dependent.