The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 day agome🍌irllemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1520arrow-down110
arrow-up1510arrow-down1imageme🍌irllemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareTheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up67arrow-down1·edit-21 day ago“Sorry, I know we live together but I never paid enough attention to learn your name so I still have you as ‘Marissa [Dating Site Where We Met]’. Who are you again?”
minus-squaretoofpic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up49·edit-21 day agoMy wife is still “Annie Freckles” in my contacts, 11 years later
minus-squareskulblaka@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up13·22 hours agoMy contact in my fiancé’s phone is still labeled “[Name]'s Brother” lmao, we first met at my brother’s dnd game
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 day agoMine has been labeled “Lisa Work” forever. I updated her old work contact with a new number and that’s become her profile ever since.
minus-squareRizzRustbolt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 day ago“Mind if I bring some brown sugar home and we do some baking?”
I wanna know what was said next
“Sorry, I know we live together but I never paid enough attention to learn your name so I still have you as ‘Marissa [Dating Site Where We Met]’. Who are you again?”
My wife is still “Annie Freckles” in my contacts, 11 years later
My contact in my fiancé’s phone is still labeled “[Name]'s Brother” lmao, we first met at my brother’s dnd game
Mine has been labeled “Lisa Work” forever. I updated her old work contact with a new number and that’s become her profile ever since.
… Because you’re sweet ?
“Mind if I bring some brown sugar home and we do some baking?”
“Gary, you’re white.”
“How come you taste so good?”