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minus-squareanarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 hours agoI have seen some interesting sawzalls online…
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 hours agoEven better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.
minus-squareirreticent@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·4 hours agoI know it’s not what you described but it reminded me of this:
minus-squareIninewCrowlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 hours agoThat looks like a Pez dispenser … but I don’t think it dispenses candy
Pump action shotgun dildo
I have seen some interesting sawzalls online…
Even better would be a pump action shot gun dildo in the shape of a cross with a beautiful carved image of Christ on the cross on top of the shot gun.
I know it’s not what you described but it reminded me of this:
…Jesus Christ
Dildo H Christ
That looks like a Pez dispenser … but I don’t think it dispenses candy