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Doug Holland@lemmy.worldM to AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Jesus said unto the sick,

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Jesus said unto the sick,

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Doug Holland@lemmy.worldM to AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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    Introducing: Supply-side Jesus

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    And Jesus said onto them, “Get a fucking job!”

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      Did sandals have straps back then?

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    …how it’s going.

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      Just hangin bro

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    This is the Trump Bible with the anti-woke non-pussy Jesus, right?

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      The $60 Trump Bibles that Oklahoma purchased for public schools use the good old King James text from the 1600s, which is out of copyright now, and royalty free.

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        They had health insurance in the sixteen hundreds?

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    Seems on brand for GOP Jesus

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ2L-R8NgrA

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    Nice Things by Hayes Carll: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcfBingow3U

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    How did the Romans track citizenship? Did they have citizenship papers?

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