What a fucking pussy. He’s trying to take an online argument to real life.

And here we see a wild idiot attempt to defend his territory from what he believes are those attempting to encroach and settle. This young user will sit upon his rock making sharp noises and gesticulating wildly, hoping that it will intimidate the other males. Notice though once challenged, its noises become frantic and though it draws in air to become larger, the older more experienced members of its species see the bluff. This reduces its chances of finding a mate significantly.