gamma_ray_magic@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 15 days agoPivotinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1158arrow-down116
arrow-up1142arrow-down1imagePivotinglemmy.worldgamma_ray_magic@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 15 days agomessage-square6fedilink
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·15 days agoNa, pretty sure the second panel should be the CEO quitting so he isn’t around when it all falls down.
minus-squareAlbbilinkfedilinkarrow-up9·15 days agoWhen talking about CEOs quitting and getting their golden parachute, I always imagine them walking out of a skyscraper’s open window and casually engaging the parachute and casually drifting away.
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·15 days agoI always imagined it like IT crowd or that Monty Python sketch.
minus-squaresnooggums@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·15 days agoNah, that would be a third panel on both rows. Not doing great --> pivot --> cash out Doing great --> pivot --> cash out
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 days agoOr downsizing while things are going well to prove to investors how “lean” he can make it. Which of course makes everything but the stock dividends WORSE.
Na, pretty sure the second panel should be the CEO quitting so he isn’t around when it all falls down.
When talking about CEOs quitting and getting their golden parachute, I always imagine them walking out of a skyscraper’s open window and casually engaging the parachute and casually drifting away.
I always imagined it like IT crowd or that Monty Python sketch.
Nah, that would be a third panel on both rows.
Not doing great --> pivot --> cash out
Doing great --> pivot --> cash out
Or downsizing while things are going well to prove to investors how “lean” he can make it.
Which of course makes everything but the stock dividends WORSE.