Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Out of Context Comics@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoDad was not invulnerable.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1158arrow-down14
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minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up44·10 hours agoCouldn’t he maybe prick his finger with a needle first, and go from there?
minus-squareTheFriar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up18·6 hours agoNope. Dick-first dive into a table saw.
minus-squarehakunawazo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·23 minutes agoIf it works, instant proven invulnerability, if not, at least two (half) dicks.
minus-squaremacarthur_park@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·9 hours agoOr he could try literally any other test. There’s a vast chasm between pricking your finger and slamming your crotch into a table saw. This guy chose maximum escalation.
Couldn’t he maybe prick his finger with a needle first, and go from there?
Nope. Dick-first dive into a table saw.
If it works, instant proven invulnerability, if not, at least two (half) dicks.
Yeah, if he was a pussy.
He will be soon.
Or he could try literally any other test. There’s a vast chasm between pricking your finger and slamming your crotch into a table saw. This guy chose maximum escalation.