Every warning sign has an origin story…
That shit is like crack to birds. I got them pawning their nests and favorite pebbles just to get another hit. Living the mealworm dealer high life!
Is this guy fucking birds?
“Run, run for your lives, save your self”
Well the weather outside is frightening And I side it’s just as frightening Cause no matter which room I go Full of crows, full of crows, full of crows.
Well now I want “Mealworms 5KG” just to open it outside!
They call them meal worms for a reason, am I right?
Right ?
My brain immediately said “where could pick 5kg of meal worms ?”
I’ve managed to deescalate , and now it’s just on my bucket list
Edit : oh god they’re on sale Black Friday
https://www.chubbymealworms.co.uk/collections/dried-mealworms/products/5kg-dried-mealworms
I bought this quantity of super worms for my turtles…
And omg it’s so much. It’s like a 5gallon bucket full of dehydrated crawlies. I wish I could get that quantity of dried river shrimp, but so so so much more expensive.
Anyway, I have no idea what I’m going to do with them… I doubt my little 3 inch turtle is going to be able to consume them in the max 10 years he has left… (I had two when I bought them, but the big female died a few months later. No idea what happened, but they were halfway to their max lifespan at the time, and she deteriorated too fast to do anything about it, so…) so I guess feeding them to crows might be a good bet. Get me a corvid following. I’ve always wanted a minion army.
You can’t tell me what to do. My objectives are beyond your understanding
One of my neighbors in my old apartment building must have dropped these or something. They would come up through the baseboards in the carpet.
It only started happening a few years after I moved in so it’s not like it was a previous tenant in my unit. It was gross. I moved.
Does the disclaimer on the box say “Not for human consumption” or “Fit for human consumption”?
Yes
