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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

Attorney General Nominee Matt Gaetz Requests to Be Sworn in on Epstein's Little Black Book

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Attorney General Nominee Matt Gaetz Requests to Be Sworn in on Epstein's Little Black Book

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago
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Former Florida Congressman and current Attorney General nominee Matt Gaetz reportedly put in an unorthodox request today after asking to be sworn in on Jeffrey Epstein's Little Black Book.
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    I almost ate the onion on this one

    • drcobaltjedi@programming.dev
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      Same, scrolled by this and then had to do a double take on what community this was.

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      Yeah. This one felt exactly the expected amount of WTF to be real life, today.

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      “…is…is this…oh, ok. No, it’s not real. It’s just skating REAL razor thin to reality.” It’s like when you slice a tomato so thin you can see through it.

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    Damn this is gonna be a hard 4 years checking for onion.

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      Damn this is gonna be a hard 4 years checking for onion.

      FTFY.

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      4 years, right.

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    Not believable; Epstein died over 5 years ago. All the girls in that book are way too old for Gaetz by now.

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    You’re not supposed to report actual news Onion!

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    Fuck me, I almost ate the onion, too. I read it, and for a second honestly believed that, yeah, he would do that as a “I got away with everything” flex.

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