At least half of men don’t wash their hands before leaving a public restroom. Literally everything is covered in dick stuff. Source: 30+ years of using public restrooms as a male.

  • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    ‘Was there anything else on the dinner menu?’

    ‘Vole-au-vents and Cream of Rat,’ said Gimlet. ‘All hygienically prepared.’

    ‘How do you mean, “hygienically prepared”?’ said Carrot.

    ‘The chef is under strict orders to wash his hands afterwards.’

    The assembled dwarfs nodded. This was certainly pretty hygienic. You didn’t want people going around with ratty hands.

    • Feet of Clay by Terry Pratchett