In my imagination they sell pork fat, pork dripping, beef tallow etc and bread to soak it all up. I’m not sure I want to look it up to find out what it actually is
You’re actually not super far off - their entire gimmick is 1) being open until 3-4am 2) they sell subs that have like, chicken tenders AND mozzarella sticks AND fries all on one sandwich
They were on shark tank and pretty upfront for national TV that “this is complete trash food you’re going to feel bad about tomorrow that you order when you’re drunk and high and everhthing is closed”
In my imagination they sell pork fat, pork dripping, beef tallow etc and bread to soak it all up. I’m not sure I want to look it up to find out what it actually is
You’re actually not super far off - their entire gimmick is 1) being open until 3-4am 2) they sell subs that have like, chicken tenders AND mozzarella sticks AND fries all on one sandwich
They were on shark tank and pretty upfront for national TV that “this is complete trash food you’re going to feel bad about tomorrow that you order when you’re drunk and high and everhthing is closed”
damn it must be demeaning to order here. “one Fat Slob please!”
they gotta lean into it and add Fat Drunken Dumbass and Fat Divorced Mess
I know a guy who would happily order a Fat Divorced Mess every single night of his life
fat gorbie? Is this a Pizza Hut crossover?
When I lived in Philly I would get this from Wawa with buffalo sauce on it like every day lmao.
They actually did mention it was based (based on what? based on something) but I couldn’t remember what - good shout
And yeah it’s literally the header image on their homepage
Put Salo on the menu and I’m ready to invest in your idea.
Maybe as an appetizer for Naked Lunch?