Are you cheating on me with a Patrican‽
Domina, I can explain…
He has a wife, you know. Incontinentia Buttocks.
Why is she interested in the imperator if her clumsy partner longs for Lucy from the neighborhood? Is she so mad in love with that imperator?
Salve, is that the name of a real guy or invented? Just curious.
Title/regnal name of Aurelian, a 3rd century AD Emperor credited with reuniting the Empire and saving it from dissolution.
Lucius Domitius Aurelianus would be the name, while Imperator, Caesar, and Augustus would all be symbols of the position of Emperor.
Quite frankly, if she doesn’t know my boy “Restitutor Orbis” Aurelian, you should dump her.
“It’s okay baby, I think about him too when we have sex.”
They then joined their pieces of the Empire together in loving, if brutally reuniting, harmony
