Liberalism is when you deport an elementary school student back to a war zone for failing performatively support gay rights.
Conservatism is when you deport an elementary school student back to a war zone for failing to performatively support white nationalism.
Radical Centrism is when you deport an elementary school student back to a war zone by means-tested lottery, because you’ve picked an arbitrary value of deportations that get both liberals and conservatives to agree to your immigration reform plan and now you’ve got all these private sector deportation consultants with quotas to hit.
![r/stupidpol thinks gay people are privileged [CW: Homophobia]](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/fdd93ff2-dbce-4512-ab0c-2ed1bdbb5735.png){kind=link}
Liberalism is when you deport an elementary school student back to a war zone for failing performatively support gay rights.
Conservatism is when you deport an elementary school student back to a war zone for failing to performatively support white nationalism.
Radical Centrism is when you deport an elementary school student back to a war zone by means-tested lottery, because you’ve picked an arbitrary value of deportations that get both liberals and conservatives to agree to your immigration reform plan and now you’ve got all these private sector deportation consultants with quotas to hit.
Kids don’t have to go to the war zone. That’s negative framing. They get to go to a war zone
spoiler
if they have started a business that has lasted for five years in a disadvantaged community
Keeping children out of war zones is genocide.
They have the freedom to die in war zones.