It’s things like this that has me convinced there is all sorts of weird shit we don’t know about living beneath the ocean floor.

Ewww it’s Australian

Well Australia is mostly desert, deadly, and a major minerals exporter. Only natural the spice would flow from Australia.

But does it leave behind a spice that lets some people see the future?

Being Australian, it of course wants to kill you

If it’s big and crawly, it gotta be Aussie