Seagoon_@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 day agoDaily Discussion Thread: 🥃 🌶️🥃🌶️ Wednesday, October 2 , 2024message-squaremessage-square187fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down11
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareDaily Discussion Thread: 🥃 🌶️🥃🌶️ Wednesday, October 2 , 2024Seagoon_@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zone · 1 day agomessage-square187fedilink
minus-squareuseless_modern_god@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoWhy are there random split peas in my car?
minus-squareunderwatermagpies@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·23 hours agoYou’ve been visited by the Legume Fairy. Better than glitter, at least you won’t be finding them for years to come.
minus-squareRusty Raven @aussie.zoneMlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·22 hours agoTIL there is a Legume Fairy. Is there any way of warding them off? I’m very keen to keep legumes out of my life.
minus-squareunderwatermagpies@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·22 hours agoThe Legume Fairy is vegan, so keeping an egg about your person or car should be sufficient to keep her away. Other animal products may work too.
minus-squareRusty Raven @aussie.zoneMlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-220 hours agoI have an egg in my bag for lunch today. Does this mean if I eat it I will put myself at risk of being legumed? Edit: Could I carry a fake egg instead? Is that the origin story for Faberge Eggs?
minus-squareRusty Raven @aussie.zoneMlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 day agoAre you sure they are random and not targeted? Perhaps it is not just you being effected and it is the fist step towards world peas.
minus-squareThornburywitch@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·22 hours agoWorld peas is a good thing.
minus-squareuseless_modern_god@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·24 hours agoNothing. I only drink and drive
minus-squareForce_majeure123@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoWell the together peas are in your pantry so it only makes sense
minus-squareuseless_modern_god@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoUh no. There wasn’t a bag. Just like 4 or 5 individual split peas on the seat.
minus-squareanotherspringchicken@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·19 hours agoIf you keep collecting them I’m sure you’ll have enough for soup eventually
minus-squareuseless_modern_god@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·18 hours agoThe long game, I like it.
Why are there random split peas in my car?
Did ya pea yourself
You’ve been visited by the Legume Fairy. Better than glitter, at least you won’t be finding them for years to come.
TIL there is a Legume Fairy. Is there any way of warding them off? I’m very keen to keep legumes out of my life.
The Legume Fairy is vegan, so keeping an egg about your person or car should be sufficient to keep her away. Other animal products may work too.
I have an egg in my bag for lunch today. Does this mean if I eat it I will put myself at risk of being legumed?
Edit: Could I carry a fake egg instead? Is that the origin story for Faberge Eggs?
Are you sure they are random and not targeted? Perhaps it is not just you being effected and it is the fist step towards world peas.
World peas is a good thing.
begrudging upvote
What did you eat on the drive home?
Nothing. I only drink and drive
Well the together peas are in your pantry so it only makes sense
Plans to make soup later?
Uh no. There wasn’t a bag. Just like 4 or 5 individual split peas on the seat.
If you keep collecting them I’m sure you’ll have enough for soup eventually
The long game, I like it.