ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days agoIt's official, Rust is an anti C/C++ elitist slurlemmy.worldimagemessage-square92fedilinkarrow-up1389arrow-down132
arrow-up1357arrow-down1imageIt's official, Rust is an anti C/C++ elitist slurlemmy.worldZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days agomessage-square92fedilink
minus-squarestingpie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down4·2 days agoRust is already obsolete, compared to Stingpie’s excellent assembly language, paired with object oriented programming! This is the SEALPOOP specification: an assembler must create a binary program which satisfies the programmer’s specifications. a compiler must translate the programmer’s code into SEALPOOP’s parallel instruction set source, which should be fed into the SEALPOOP PISS assembler.
minus-squaremakingStuffForFun@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 days agoWell that’s going to get cancelled. Think of the non binary folk out there!
minus-squarelone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoDon’t worry, they have DreamBerd Booleans can be true, false or maybe. Technical info: Booleans are stored as one-and-a-half bits.
Rust is already obsolete, compared to Stingpie’s excellent assembly language, paired with object oriented programming!
This is the SEALPOOP specification:
Well that’s going to get cancelled. Think of the non binary folk out there!
Don’t worry, they have DreamBerd