seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 hours agoIt's always OK to mess with military recruitersmidwest.socialimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1287arrow-down15
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minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up77·16 hours ago“Why did you join the Army?” “Government didn’t like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it.”
minus-squareFinal Remix@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·9 hours agoThese are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.
minus-squareRustylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoDr Fishman said that you’re going to be all right.
“Why did you join the Army?”
“Government didn’t like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it.”
“Ah. nice! Thank you for your service.”
These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.
Dr Fishman said that you’re going to be all right.