🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 12 hours agoAnon falls in lovesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square53fedilinkarrow-up1453arrow-down113cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1440arrow-down1imageAnon falls in lovesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 12 hours agomessage-square53fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squarerbn@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up134·9 hours agoWho else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so… :'D
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 hours agoI misread the first twist as “she’s dead” and thought anon’s love life just took a turn for the worst.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·7 hours agoAfter my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though
minus-squarerbn@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 hours agoHow do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours agomight’ve recovered from long COVID
minus-squarerbn@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 hours agoAs she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as ‘she was born without the ability to smell’.
minus-squarestebo@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-28 hours agoit’s a rare wholesome greentext
Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so… :'D
I misread the first twist as “she’s dead” and thought anon’s love life just took a turn for the worst.
After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though
How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?
might’ve recovered from long COVID
As she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as ‘she was born without the ability to smell’.
This is fair, roses stink.
it’s a rare wholesome greentext