• bender223@lemmy.today
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      3 days ago

      I’m constantly surprised that he hasn’t farted himself to death on the toilet from his bad diet, and being morbidly obese, and his stress from multiple lawsuits, and anger over crowd sizes, and anger over Taylor swift, …etc.

        • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world
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          4 days ago

          Firing squads have some guns that are loaded as blanks so nobody is really sure who fired the fatal shot, and in the case of Trump I think this is unfair to the people firing the guns.