Counter take: I have a large bonking stick, and there are oh so many brats in need of a bonkin

I basically learned that my ex wife’s “love” was really a god-like charm caused by daddy issues and boobs and once it was lifted she was ready to kill me through using a 18 foot tall demigod with swords bigger than it’s arms.

The extent of my knowledge of Elden Ring lore (even after beating it multiple times) is that I am maidenless.