callouscomic@lemm.ee to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoI've found a new candidate to vote forlemm.eeimagemessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1294arrow-down140
arrow-up1254arrow-down1imageI've found a new candidate to vote forlemm.eecallouscomic@lemm.ee to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square40fedilink
minus-squareSolarMonkey@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·6 days agoI oppose this candidate on the mandatory naps. Idk what else they stand for but that’s a big turn off for me, as a single-issue voter. I can’t nap. Naps are literally nightmare fuel for me, in that every time I nap I have horribly realistic and super vivid nightmares. I’m gunna start the anti-napping coalliance to defeat this absolute whacko. Preserve freedom!!! (The nightmares bit is true, the rest is in jest)
minus-squareMindTravellerlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-26 days agoI hated naptime in kindergarten because I got perfectly adequate sleep at night and couldn’t sleep at all in a classroom. Eventually they figured out I’d stay quiet if they gave me a book to read, so naptime became reading time for me.
I oppose this candidate on the mandatory naps. Idk what else they stand for but that’s a big turn off for me, as a single-issue voter.
I can’t nap. Naps are literally nightmare fuel for me, in that every time I nap I have horribly realistic and super vivid nightmares.
I’m gunna start the anti-napping coalliance to defeat this absolute whacko. Preserve freedom!!!
(The nightmares bit is true, the rest is in jest)
I hated naptime in kindergarten because I got perfectly adequate sleep at night and couldn’t sleep at all in a classroom. Eventually they figured out I’d stay quiet if they gave me a book to read, so naptime became reading time for me.