Top screenshot and [left] transcript are real and verbatim from Sept 4 broadcast on national TV.

  • Vilian
    4·
    4 months ago

    I’m gay as fuck.

    How much straws do you use?

    • NegativeInf@lemmy.world
      3·
      4 months ago

      None. I deep throat all bottles and cups and then pass all remaining plastic through my superior digestive tract like a real man. /s