RCMaehl [Any]@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 11 months agoObligatory "You will own nothing and be happy"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1360arrow-down117
arrow-up1343arrow-down1imageObligatory "You will own nothing and be happy"lemmy.worldRCMaehl [Any]@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareSinningStromgald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54arrow-down1·11 months agoI thought for sure this was fake but it sadly isn’t. Really should take up smoking and drinking again to get off this ride sooner.
minus-squareschema@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·11 months agoBuying alcohol and cigarettes is dumb. For just $99.99 a month we’ll give you 30 whole cigarettes and a six pack of beer 100% for free.
minus-squareSmoochPooch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoThe Addiction Plus subscription
minus-squarechaos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoWhere I live that might actually be a good deal on the cigarettes. Haven’t bought one in a while though so I’m not sure.
minus-squareEveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·11 months agoDon’t do that to yourself. Not only are you worth more than that, but doing so would only bond you to two more hypercapitalist shitboots than you already are. Stay strong. Spite is a wonderful motivator, if nothing else.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-211 months agoSomething something don’t die for your depression, makes redacted by law
I thought for sure this was fake but it sadly isn’t. Really should take up smoking and drinking again to get off this ride sooner.
Buying alcohol and cigarettes is dumb. For just $99.99 a month we’ll give you 30 whole cigarettes and a six pack of beer 100% for free.
The Addiction Plus subscription
Where I live that might actually be a good deal on the cigarettes. Haven’t bought one in a while though so I’m not sure.
Don’t do that to yourself. Not only are you worth more than that, but doing so would only bond you to two more hypercapitalist shitboots than you already are.
Stay strong. Spite is a wonderful motivator, if nothing else.
Something something don’t die for your depression, makes redacted by law