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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago

Anon goes to the gym on the wrong day

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Anon goes to the gym on the wrong day

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 10 months ago
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  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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    Halt! Citizen.

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      deleted by creator

      • jaybone@lemmy.world
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        It’s a boner.

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  • don@lemm.ee
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    tf is your problem, anon, get tf in there and start inspecting

  • DoctorButts@kbin.melroy.org
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    Penises are adjacent to my line of work, but are still outside my area of expertise

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      ObGyn eh?

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        Butt doctor

        • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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          I had not seen the username. Shame on me, haha! My wife did ObGyn because she didn’t want to have to deal with dudes at all, hence my first thought.

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            Ironic, now all she deals with is cunts…

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        ObGym

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    So now you have to inspect penises. And?

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    Uh, the doctor is telling me he’s a wizard. Should I be worried?

    • Lichen The Kitchen
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      Nah, but he might blast your ass off, and wear it as a hat.

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    Finally, My Time to shine.

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      No shine, only inspect.

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