I think that’s glue

I think the one on the left is one of those ghost-like spectres, who only show up on the photo, but isn’t really there.

Eh, I don’t feel like it anymore :/

I’ve never gaslighted (gaslit?) anyone before, can I try?

Paladins have aura, so I don’t mind that one. I’ve never heard it in gen z though, so suppose I’m lucky. Gooning is just a good time, and sus is just because I don’t know how to spell suspicious. I’ll also accept yeeting and Kobe. Yeet for power, Kobe for precision.

I think I saw him say your pants are stupid too. Fkn get’im!

Ye, going full under is understandably taken very seriously, and is used less where they think it can be avoided. It’s not common at all to be put under if removing wisdom teeth for instance, unless completely medically necessary, and I think they also do it with severe dentist fright. One time during a colonoscopy I didn’t even get any sedation until like midway through when I started twisting in pain and all I managed to say was “can I have…”

Good times.

Probably just different practices, I’m not in the us. I’ve had like 7 of them, and it’s just the nurses at the gastrolab who inject me with the funny juice, but it doesn’t knock me out. Might’ve been an anesthesiologist there to give a nod of approval, but I doubt it. Anywho, seems like you know more about the medicine part of it, so I defer to you Dr. Daddy

Said fentanyl on the receipt, but fuck if I know. Muscle relaxer and mind relaxer is what the doc said

Best part of a colonoscopy is the fentanyl they give you

Saw the dragon, but think I missed the shark.

Butt doctor

This might be a stupid question, but is Kansas city not in Kansas?

That was the joke, only worse

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People to me after I say how many people I’ve had sex with.

Graduated to crime school

Blacksmith got jacked by crankin his shaft-shaped horn.

See, this is why Turkish guy is the goat. My man defies the sun itself!

Cool hat