What a wanker.

“We can’t have people doing 3 days work and picking up a cheque for 5 days” you’re paying salaries for fixed time per week / month not by the hour, numpty!

“I want to hold them captive” Get fucked Cunt! Slavery was abolished before your colony was independent you fucking dropped meat-pie in a suit!

Good to know he’s open about it. Makes it easy when the revolution comes.

Id recommend putting up a good (free) coffee machine then.

Oh, I thought this was going to be an article from The Onion.