Magats are going to have sex with that fish.
comes with a certificate of authenticity
SMRT. You want real MAGA stuff shodilly thrown together in a sweatshop. If you aren’t careful someone may try and slip you some union made in the USA product.
The fact that this is running on Newsmax makes it 100% better.
Thanks for including that detail, OP!
I’m going to put my penis in it and you cannot stop me
I was gonna say he looks to be hanging it to high on the wall. somewhere around 3 or 4 feet.
it’s okay I’m an olympic rock climber
That…yeahp. That’s probably the strangest mental picture someone has put on me. Grats man. Lmao.
This is what America is all about. Next up is a commercial for a medical drug, next a medical insurance than something that allows yoy to be lazy and / or fat - all with the same tone, jingles and shitty delux stand.
What the actual F
Can someone verify it’s actually running on Newsmax?
Weirdos
I’m never moving back.
Looking forward to the inevitable hack:
Is this supposed to commemorate the length of time he’s able to remember things?
